March122008
I am married to a comic genius
This email awaited me when I got to work this morning:
I meant to mention to you this morning that there is a bunch of crap inside the oven — knives, towels, plastic tray, cookware, etc. I put these things in there to hide our unwashed dishes from our unsuspecting guests yesterday evening. The reason I am telling you this is because I thought you might turn on the oven to preheat it for something you might be cooking tonight (?), and if so, you should know about the stuff that is in there!
CONCLUSION: Please open the oven and check out its contents before turning it on.
Thanks, Sweetie!
Maybe when you’re married to someone, you start to have a secret hilarious mode of communication, only decipherable to you - or maybe my wife is just funny as hell. Either way, this stuff makes me so happy.
